Author's Note: I think it was around midnight when I wrote this, ok? Usa-chan is a reflection of me.
Disclaimer: Bardock belongs to Toriyama-sensei. Suing me is bad, so don't do it because I'm not making any money off this.

RECAP: I've done a few interviews with characters so far (they'll be up soon, I hope), but my last one with Vegeta-sama was quite unpleasant. Needless to say, I didn't waste any time here in Other World. I got myself right down to Hell and hunted up some of the ol' interview prospects again. Bardock-sama, of course, being one of my faves, was first on the list...

Usa-chan: (Taps on Bardie's shoulder)
Bardock: (turns around and groans) Not you again!
Usa-chan: (Grins and holds up a piece of shredded red material) You wouldn't believe how much trouble I had to go through to get this thing! You see, first I-Hey!
Bardock: (Has snatched it from her)
Usa-chan: I never said you could have it! I just said I'd get it!
Bardock: (Glares) Deal with it. (Ties it around his head)
Usa-chan: Humph. (Pouts) Well, now you at least have to let me interview you like you said!
Bardock: (Sighs) Oh, fine. I've got some time to waste.
Usa-chan: Yay! (Brightens up a bit and pulls a tape recorder out of her ever-present bag) So...what's it like being a martyr? How do you feel about the fact that your youngest son singlehandedly defeated Freeza-sama? What happened to the rest of the Saiya-jin when they died? Do you know where I can find Tora-san in this joint? Why are you named after a root? Are you and Seripa-san together, or should I just slap Ryo-chan every time she says that? Is Tales-chan your son? Did you even KNOW about Raditz-kun? Why-
Bardock: (waves hands) Shut up! (Usa-chan stops) Now say it slower.
Usa-chan: (sweatdrops and grins) Sorry, I get excited on these interviews. Now, what's it like being a martyr?
Bardock: Hel-LO, I'm dead! I don't care and neither do the people down here that I died trying to stop that damn Freeza. Obviously, Enma didn't either, otherwise, I wouldn't be down here, now would I?
Usa-chan: You poor thing! (Pats his arm. He recoils and she goes on, ignoring it) How'd you get your scar?
Bardock: I'd rather not say.
Usa-chan: (grins) It really was Naoko-san throwing a plate at you, huh? (Bardock glares) How do you feel about your son defeating Freeza-sama?
Bardock:...Good for him, Freeza sucks.
Usa-chan: (raises eyebrow) Yeah...What happened to the rest of the Saiya-jin when they died?
Bardock: (sarcastically) Let's think about this. What could POSSIBLY happen to an evil race of planet Pillagers?
Usa-chan: (Thinks) Ano...they came here? (grins) I'm so smart! (Anime pose)
Bardock: (Rolls eyes) Bully for you.
Usa-chan: You're mean!
Bardock: You just now figured that out?
Usa-chan: Gr. Why are you named after a root?
Bardock: Why is my son named "very" and all my grandsons are named after food?
Usa-chan: Technically, only Gohan is named after food. His name means "rice" while Goten is "5 Heaven", Mamoru is "Protector" and Chibi Tiger is...
Bardock: Disturbing? Anyways, whatever. You can't expect me to keep track of all of them can you?
Usa-chan: Not with your memory. (Sighs) Are you and Foshia-san together?
Bardock: I'm choosing not to answer that.
Usa-chan: In other words, yes, but it's a secret, or we used to, but she dumped me. (Bardock glares) Is Tales-chan your son?
Bardock: I know I've said this before, but do you really expect me to remember all these petty details?
Usa-chan: (makes a sour face. C'mon!
Bardock: Ok, ok! He's the one that looks like me, right?
Usa-chan: I'll take that as a yes. Did you even KNOW about Raditz-kun?
Bardock: Who?
Usa-chan: I'll take that as a, "He's not my son, he's Gokuu-san's half-brother on his mother's side," ok? (grins)
Bardock: (looks disgusted)
Usa-chan: Oh, and do you know where I might find Tora-san in this joint?
Bardock: If I knew where my team was, I wouldn't be wasting time talking to you, now would I?
Usa-chan: Humph. Well, I'm finished. Arrigattou!